Amazing status of whatsapp

Amazing status of whatsapp

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   I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent. 


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   I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent. 


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   Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 


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   The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza. 


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   When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm. 


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   People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world. 


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   The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks. 


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   Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters. 


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   I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs. 


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   Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain! 


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   Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes. 


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   One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry. 


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   The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart. 


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   When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me. 


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   Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection. 


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   Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body. 


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   When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic. 


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   May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored. 


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   God is really creative, I mean…just look at me.  


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   Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).  


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   Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags! 


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   I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.  


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   I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.  


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   I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?  


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   I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.  


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