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   Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.   


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   When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.   


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   May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.   


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   God is really creative, I mean…just look at me.    


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   Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).    


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   Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!   


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   I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.    


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   I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.    


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   I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?    


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   I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.    


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