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   Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.  


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   Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).  


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   That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.  


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   They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass. 


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   It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”. 


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   Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun. 


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   When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch. 


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   Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak. 


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   I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. 


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   I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge. 


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   Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.  


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   Oooooh, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it. 


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   ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ  


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   Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places. 


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   I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. 


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   If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it. 


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   Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull. 


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   Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk. 


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   Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you. 


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   The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching. 


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   The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs. 


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   I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged. 


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   Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing. 


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   Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet. 


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   I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday. 


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